It would seem that I conceived this blog eight months ago to the day. Human gestation periods being what they are, I should probably be permitted another month to develop things, and I certainly don't have much of value to write at the moment; unfortunately, the universe seems to take the Platonic view that no human thing is of serious importance.
There's nothing like writer's block to start a bold, clichéd new writing venture.
In six hours, I leave to study animal behavior in the wild; I'm not yet asleep because I've spent the past two hours trying to come up with something profound to write here. We'll all have to settle for this: if you're looking for a way to keep tabs on my continued existence through the next ten days, then you've come to the right place.
Hello and salutations! I am Nenge Mboko, exchange student from Cameroon. I am in needs of cash money for fail-safe investment scheme in Frozen Concentrated Orange Juice (FCOJ) contracts. If you are to please wire me US$3000, I shall return your cash money within fifteen days upon receipt, interest included at a rate of 800 percents. I am to guarantee most trustworthiness of your investment. Please to email me at mbokoaec@gmail.com with your name and contacts and I shall send to you wire instructions. Thanks be to you and merry new year!
ReplyDeleteNenge Mboko
Lenny,
ReplyDeleteI am married to your sister and if you wire me $3,000, I most likely will not return your cash money within fifteen days upon receipt. However, I will very much appreciate your financial support and give you a big hug when I see you. Thanks be to you and happy hannukah.
Bryan
Hi Len,
ReplyDeleteHope you had a great day yesterday. Anxious to hear about all of your adventures. By the way, please don't send the $3,000 to Nenge. I don't know why, but I fear that you will never get it back. Anyway, have a wonderful time. We miss you and love you.
Mom and Dad