Thursday, July 22, 2010

Movie of the Year 1993

We were watching hummingbirds (more appropriately known as nature's embodiment of the sugar rush) when we were descended upon by a summer storm (more appropriately known as the temporary misplacement of an entire damned river). Lightning struck the ground about a hundred yards off to one side; not having signed up to learn the effects of electrical currents on biological systems, we bolted for the cars.

I got a foot in one door, slipped, pulled the rest of myself in, slammed the door shut. Seconds later the car was still shaking from a thunderclap.

From the front seat, someone said, This is some Jurassic Park shit going on right here.

Another student ran past our window towards the next van. I decided to run an experiment in our car. Don't move! I shouted. It can't see you if you don't move!

Result: hearty, sincere laughter.

I held up my iPod. I have the soundtrack to Jurassic Park on—

My hand was suddenly empty. Oh my God, Rex, we're putting that on right now.

My new nickname is Rex, apparently. I guess it's about time.

We listened for a while as the river falling from the sky decided that this would be a good place to mill about. We watched as a chicken crossed the road for reasons only it could know.

It can't see you if you don't move, someone chuckled. What kind of a stupid predator does that? How would it ever be able to see prey?

I shook my head. Forget prey. How was the T. rex in the movies able to see the cars?

The chicken clucked outside as I considered the difference between biologists and philosophers.

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